Saturday, July 10, 2010

Gameshark Pokemon Light Platinum

Derivatives 2: Toy of Shame!

second foray into the world of sales and marketing
biting its tail. Always
toys or harmless to the base, but so poorly designed or deliberately sabotaged by employees jokers, they are the joy and sadistic perverts of all kinds. Welcome back to the land of debility and made queen of stupidity without a name.
Our World in a nutshell.

ENTER HERE BY:
A Gang Bang with Pikachu someone tries it?
(note that it looks pretty happy the guy)


If you like monkeys, never mind ...
Another outdoor game to taste a little doubtful, and salty.


You will not believe your eyes?
So enjoy these pictures of toddlers in this slippery slide
the penile shape regardless of danger.
If an erection that is transformed into
catapult retroactive abortion.

Colon Bain.

Here at least it does not lie with the visit of Super Colon.
A giant replica of an asshole,
traveling from city to city in the U.S.
(ie among other assholes)
to show the effects of colorectal cancer .
It does not tell us if the oxygen masks are provided at the entrance.

Ask your rectum giant home

guided tour of the Super Colon

Rated "X" MAN

Before you can beat Wolverine with this punching ball, he'll have
him a little pleasure.
Ask mom, who will be happy to inflate.


After all these efforts it is time to take a little rest
this inflatable mattress.
brand " Comfort Quest," "the quest for comfort,"
tells us clearly that it will not be so easy.
After your little lungs inflated with a handsome dark male
will keep you company and you will read some stories,
that if we are to believe his eyes and wanton
will not make you sleep right away.

A well trained woman.

worry, we have not forgotten you girls.
Here's a game that should be instructive mandatory.
The cleaning cart.
You'll be dressed to make your husband happy with a house
always clean as it should. For future
women household
know that the broom is included toilets.
Note that this is a game marked "Girls only" (for girls only) A set of 4
chopper with a drum of 2 liters of beer
is available for boys.


But not girls you are not obliged to become a slave
submitted.
The toy industry gives you an alternative to the housewife.
Become a big bitch showing her ass in bars!
is so much better. Pole dancer

Watch this animated doll
and repeat the movements at home to your family dumbfounded.
You amaze your friends to celebrate Christmas in school,
contortions with your costumes and your light.
effects guaranteed!

Version Papas

For dads this version that plugs into USB
and brighten your day at the office.
Watch in action here.

Buy it here

Buffer

We know you ladies like to be more discreet
these gentlemen when you go to office.
Here is a perfect solution to always have a USB key itself
even if you forgot your purse.
The number of bits contained gigas
by this key does not change the size of the object, not dreaming.
Class is priceless.
This key-shaped stamp is available HERE .

Sell worst

Remember also to the outside, you made nice with the pants
Robert Pattinson .
waterproof version available to keep more than two hours.

Open greatest!

If you want something "long and juicy," said
as the text below, this menu is for you.
course is extra mayo.

THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

A young recruit who goes to the dark side of force.
It has already passed the oral test.

The STAR WARS saga course has generated enormous
merchandising for all these years,
with everything and anything.
Rather, the second one that worries me.

Star Whoua

Our friends bristle (not nude, animals)
also have the right to have fun playing as their favorite heroes,
with these gorgeous outfits.
A good way to get licked by Princess Leia.
Go to bed the Jedi!


For those who do not "force", they will have to settle
to grow their grass the old with the fertilizer.
excluding Darth Vader.

The Grill L'Etoile Noire.

A concept that was sadly abandoned and never built,
like many others besides, have not had the
downstream of George Lucas.
You will find some other site on designer, as
pouf Jabba the Hutt or Princess Leia headphones .

SHAVE redheads!

is not like too much red in Japan. To prove this
doll-hairs on the developed
that can shave.
What is good is that the hair does not grow back,
like that they sell more dolls.

[Caution: these two fake toys, dolls above,
and Camp Lego below, are works of art created by
Zbigniew Libera, a Polish artist
and are visible on the site Raster .
They are in no way marketed]


Lego Concentration Camp

If it seems inconceivable that we can play
with the death of hundreds or thousands of people,
as seen in these works of art,
there are several similar yet in reality
operators do not arise so many questions.

What's more fun than a disaster
which cost the lives of 1500 people.
Long live Baby Titanic.

Join the wonderful world of Nemo.
Inspire and ... Sink!

Another version, because if you want a great idea,
we do not let go.


Staying in the depths of the ocean:
The Jaws : The Game

actually a game that existed before the film's release, but were adapted
packaging and the name
to surf the success of this one.

It is still strange to make a play for children,
shot a film at its release was rated PG (not recommended)
with an additional warning.
Another version of the same game

In 2006, a video game from the movie, called
JAWS Unleashed is out ,
allowing you to play as the shark
and eating A LOT of tourists.
Available on PS2, X Box and PC.

even more bizarre in the case of the monster in ALIEN .

The film was rated "R" Restricted.
That is prohibited under 17 unaccompanied
while advertising the toy is clearly aimed at children.


We often wonder if the superhero
sweat under their combinations.
Especially in the case of IRON MAN ,
it bluntly armor.
Well yes, there is evidence.

Fortunately Diesel has remedied all this,
with this eau de toilette, only reserved for the "Braves." In good cons
surely seen the price of the bottle: $ 67.50
Site DIESEL IRON MAN
Only the Brave


This one does not exist, but they dream.


This one by cons existed,
but one wonders why?

Enough to spend your hard-earned money connement.
If you have some, send me
or wait for the next article:
Derivatives 3

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