Saturday, July 24, 2010

Packaging For Aftershave

Evadine

Likes a bath of shadow RAM to the pollen of champagne
under the current air annoying foliage
the highlight of eternity
plant in the neck in a dotted frame, the irony of a thrill. From this same hook
hard to
sensitive tip to feel the urge comes on hanging
sequences that cross the surface around the fountains
sliding on the ponds, pacing the aisles. A laminated screens
mirages textures
a lantern that swings blue-glass
reluctant to admit to its retailer ignored
groping his own accord to the intoxication.
Envy has the same crystalline mater
or bubble a little soulless black fish
fat under the skin rough and distorted the atlas
who toil without geography to their loss. Just a little taste
by Angel sweaty
smoke that auras like lamps deaf.
Salt and jasmine a sponge air trembling.
root and gall that will haunt the heights. Betraying an interest
rain
powder exported by itself without a word passing his advanced by slow
not abused by the child
round in the crushing cosmic jewels gear. Fasting
meat, fast fluid and metal
whose chemistry has ventured faithless heart
between screams, fear, hunger, and solar anxieties. Larva
pearlescent shell and its reflections. Likes
roll and the obscure spiral
that meditation leads to the bottom of long ridges
hand waving in snakes chalices
a cold gathering wisdom now dead. A different
do another one body, and this one
eaten, and that one enormous
who appears here, one that is dying, one that will afford
and the one guard
who died out of the night, extending the
other weapons in hand,
one that will grow to hit the kidneys, which
the box and the other bent already
one and another and another and one who burns
and one that goes, and whoever catches
butterflies into balls like hail gray. And people
debates shuttle elusive.
Unceasing extended to orbits of boxes loaded
pollen and sneers
to drink any alcohol that hold the anchors.
Can any stone background of its grain vulnerable.
Nothing is here so that light falls.
A hand coming out towards the end of the ages.
And all this was only a swoon.

Russchich Lol Model.com

Gang Bang Stars pumped! Products Dripping 3.

you dreaming of an orgy of sex and lust
with the Stars of this world, or
the U.S. president would you lend a hand?
(yes fist fucking back in fashion)

is now possible, provided you have good lungs,
money wasted and still a lot of imagination.
There is something for all tastes.

DOLLS INFLATABLE Famous
Companions and various games.

Click images to enlarge
and read the inscriptions of the boxes that are often worth their weight in peanuts.

Nothing really amazing regarding
Paris has long been a foot and more
in the "X" with his intimate videos. As always
unnamed
but everything is done to recognize that the max.
except perhaps the doll itself,
so ugly that no photo is available.

Pamela Anderson

Same for this brave Pam.
They are available for under $ 30,
Fresh Pork (port, sorry ...) not included. Note that they have

three "openings" (or "holes" for Pam)
love. Whole program.

Beyonce

Another filly who by dint
sell themselves as sex objects, ends as such.
If they say
"You reap what you sow." In this case it
harvest the seed and more.

Jennifer Lopez-JLO

A little less to the fore today,
it nonetheless active in the layers of
erotomaniacs any hair.
Here it is called J Ho Ho
'being short for "Hore"-Bitch.
can be burnt out sexually
and enjoy a little humor anyway.
Thanks to the marketing department to think of kidding.

Jessica Alba

A small megamix between the first name of actress
and one of his films (Sin City ), and hop ...
Jessica Alba Jessica Sin becomes .
Not only that sounds better than City Jessica Alba Sin or , but Sin
meaning "fish" in French
(in the religious sense, I say) is everything benef.

her, she "Three seductive love holes"
nothing to do with the previous ones.

Lady Gaga

" She loves getting the cum stuff "
says the ad.
Can also be used by its detractors as
punching bag so ...
This should not be its most frequent use.

Christina Aguilera

It continues in the world of song (well. ..) with Christina Aguilera

that we are shown here as a rocker,
what is most shocking finally
much, much more than his "Three holes of exciting love."

Jessica Simpson

Less known here, but Star USA,
Jessica Simpson no less than three dolls in his image.
Click on their name to learn more about it, but hey
it is not necessary, but who cares ...

Tori Spelling

Well there seems to be an error somewhere?!
Who is this monster barely humanoid sexy?
I think it has itself funded this doll
to go back in the reckoning (ahem) men.
Even the double of the box is nice for once.

Doll Alien

Chosen, better throw his heart on this charming
Extra Terrestrial
that if she did that
"Three holes of love come from elsewhere" ,
like others, has by cons
Three Breasts (and lubricant from the space).

Available in mini,
unrepentant for travelers.

Barack Obama

We remain in total delirium,
but after all it takes for all tastes.
One way to prolong erections
legislative lascivious.


There are also toys that break the Barack:


Tiger Wood

It seems that the real is not very happy with this advertising.
One wonders if this doll was not created solely
because of all the possible puns
with the theme of the course (holes for example)
and the name of the Star, "Wood", which means
slang for "the club", while remaining polite.

Gladiator

Paré our man in battle,
with his penis and his tongue vibrating.
The arenas were quite different with
proud warriors such as this one.
Only a dead battery could cause a fight without
glans.

GI Jane

Maybe not Demi Moore, but for $ 20
it does not difficult
and it takes action soldier.
" Fire in the Holes! "

CORNERS OF PRODUCTS highly derivative

The Twins Love

For those too cons to buy two When the same doll,
we made a special package Binoculars. Thank you.
Believe it or not, they have "Six Holes of love."
It is unclear whether each is or her two ...
The ad: "2 Girls and your Bite! (Your dick is not included)" is pretty funny
.

Even the dwarf.
small person

Two letters prepared in her name, she was part
celebrity dolls.
bad especially since it has many ...
benefits than others, and fits more easily.

Not to be confused with the doll:

Nana Perfect


Who is also small,
has a "mouth of love," but
in the head which can put his beer. It
not stop progress.


was still no pictures of dolls on the boxes, but
despite the very natural curiosity that grips us, we say that
c ' may be better.
The right to a removable denture .
(for geeks)

Super Papy
(man version)

For older girls (or boys I'm not sectarian)
who wish they could still say
" I got grandpa to bed! "

The Big Joe

It is too strong Joe, not content with having

" Two passages of love, "
it also has a detachable penis.
This which gives us a possible renewal
in dialogues of ballads, such as:
- "Girl ... I'm back! "
" I know ... and it makes one hell of a long time ago! "

COIN OF NATURE LOVERS

Cow


Sheep

Any choice is offered, and they are portable
which allows to always have a friend with you.

It is written
" Guaranteed to make them laugh .
And it's true that your friends will laugh,
especially if they see you use it.


There is also an eloquent version, finally
bleating would be fairer,
that operates according to the action.
I leave you alone understand.

Goat

The jaretière made all the difference.
It does not take more to make anything sexy.


For once we can say
" In every pig, there is a man who sleeps "

It must be said that sexy and irresistible this little piglet
love.


Duck

This little duck floating bath
the new generation
is equipped with a drift as can be seen,
allowing it to navigate the deepest waters.

Or a more conventional
like a puppet to
person who would be amputated four fingers.


If you plan to offer one of these dolls,
remember to pack it with paper gift
Ron Jeremy

And why not the toy Ron Jeremy,
that showcases one of his specialties.

Once you're tired after having so
played the doll,
slide comfortably into your
sleeping bag Bear
.
And spend a sweet night alongside all those Stars, now
who share your bed.


Remember to take your temperature,
with this SpongeBob thermometer Music . Nothing perverse
las inside, is not it?

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Memorial Words At A Wedding

Bikes scourge!

The Tokyoites use their bikes a lot. This is one of their sides "eco" with sorting complex and systematic.
In all neighborhoods, even the most crowded, they are there, unsteady on their bikes in the middle of the crowd everywhere, there are special bike parking (and pay), provided with locks. It's an institution.

The problem is that this outstanding bike is anything. As I had noticed during my visit to Hokkaido, the bike ride here usually on the sidewalk. Finally, from time to time they are on the road.
I sincerely believe that if I am the victim of a road accident here, it will not be in collision with a car, but with one of those damn cyclists. Whether it's the large crowd that the sidewalk is narrow, no matter what, they do not want to put your foot down, and try fantastic swerving to avoid poor pedestrian like me. It is not uncommon to be sandwiched in the output of a walkway between two bikes trying to cross.
There's also talking to mothers about their child cycling on bike, looking behind them, and not before, on a sidewalk full of utility poles, and you come across, let me tell you frankly that's not reassuring.
Enough 'others, to cut short all negotiations are content to run at full speed and you turn aside the way ... Briefly, in a word, they are unbearable! Long live the good old polluting cars!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sherwani At Shahid Afridi

A retreat?

Retirement: Here is a word which, when you look a little on what it means, the multiple meanings which can be subject of debate and comments on many current topics on the surface or less noticeable. Finally

the meaning of this word to describe the passage of a person in a paid work status to a single pensioner situation - you can see where the character is active or not voluntarily absent - may not seem the most interesting initially.

Another meaning of these very well known, means, in military language and by extension in all circumstances where this movement occurs, or at least present its alternative, is to retire from fighting, to waive advance, back face of adversity, to withdraw to its bases, to abandon pretensions, to surrender before the enemy or an opponent.

What happens when a society that, by dint of political battles and democratically conducted, but also legitimate and often violent struggles of patience happily crowned, having come to climb, albeit still incompletely, to degrees of balance and prosperity unprecedented in history, having built up gradually, generation after generation, the reality of a recognized model everywhere, should, as is her command with a lot of precautions specious and technocratic jargon, be gradually remove all its social achievements and thus, inevitably, all points earned towards more equality and more freedom?

asked the company to retreat. On what? On behalf of another reality that has arisen in the meantime, fell from who knows what calculator divine essence, which now dominates any other? No. It is not only real question of what is to be encrypted with stunning spirits by claiming sums as anathema. This reality, who created these figures in that they can have real and sometimes especially in that they have false, is simply that, as never rearmed since the end of the Second World War, economic power. A note to avoid any ambiguity economist. Uneconomical. Economist as an idea, an ideology and a dogma. Alpha and omega of a system that has twenty years of being the sole ruler over nearly the entire planet. Omnipresent. Powerful.

A power that has bought one, for decades, almost all that different nations and their organizations have policies. For simple affiliations, natural ways of his supporters ancestral or blackmail, holding it against the less accommodating the reins of all slumps. A power that continues to grow more and more confidence in all institutions in all states and supranational institutions over long hesitating to use all possible modes of corruption. A power whose components are progressing without consultation - there is no conspiracy - but rather with similar interests and goals. A caste pyramid whose members are not inhabited by another spirit than that of feudalism and its archaisms. Possessions without homework.

A power against which all policy, all democratic, the whole office should retreat. Really?
power which drew the surprising developments in information technology and traffic flow of its new ways of reaching an overall level of superiority over all other systems, establishing the principle that both the financial and wider more rogue above all other forces involved in the functioning of states within themselves and each other. A power that tells the frightened obedience of companies, through its personnel policy, legislation and its genesis not democratic and whose workings are interrelated business dictates and threats of war between the lowering of social organization and operation of all malignant insecurities. A power that the draft already exists and is spreading in several countries and in more and more countries, no real barriers, developing all the relationships required, infesting every corner of corporate power that has a name, trademark, condemned in principle when it attaches the labels of the crime: the Mafia.

Excessive? No. Petrified by financial crisis, which every economist worthy of the name provided for the deadline for at least ten or twenty years, States, Europe and elsewhere in one form or another, under pressure from the devastation, probable or suspected that this crisis threatens all social structures, are ordered to reform. What to reform? The financial system has become lawless? The operation of banks become real casinos? The total output of goods and services become not a free market and undistorted as we preach to envy, but a real show where the wanton human raw material is Auction? No. What is reform to please the requirements of this system that claims to liberal - he will return to this word usurped - these are all laws, all regulations which, for over a century, have to civilization to enjoy more and more widely to the people, their development, their evolution.

And it is exactly in this context that advances the now famous "Pension Reform." We can discuss the details of the ins and outs: it is useful, necessary. But whether this is to promote new laws, authoritarian, uniforms for the sole purpose of attacking an exemplary process for, by means of a solidarity beneficial to each and everyone to come out of a situation Dependency Pay receiving a pension for which he or she has contributed for decades to spend the rest of his years to live free choices, personal or collective, in the context of this reform is produced or is unacceptable.

What policy, such as that conducted in our country, those who lead, under conditions Exercise regularly riddled with outrageous behavior, under the deception, fraud, all the compromises demanded by the power of capital which it has pledged allegiance, may believe to have any legitimacy to investigate such a Reform?

What State, led by the sort of people constantly looking for total silence on the theft of public funds - how many tens of billions of euros per year? - By the very people who claim to hold a lead that State, may believe in his ability to achieve smooth, with impunity, such as the reform of pensions employees in this country?

Retreat: to withdraw from the world, business, profession, its activities. Without doubt, in the present state of things the word retirement then something inappropriate. The changes in our society, what permitted including social achievements and the adjustments of their distributions, generated a lot of improvements in living conditions, although much also remains to be done in several professional fields. This is the leitmotif of detractors of the reform of pensions, that they most willingly ânonnent, a Protestant vision of reality human as they are motivated by ideological goals.

It's true we saw more and more old people in contemporary societies. Ours is one of the best position in the ranking of this progress. And indeed, today, increasingly, retirement is not an employee to leave the world to end her life by resting from his fatigue and waiting a few years that death happens. Today we saw again after leaving the workplace. It can remain active and spent him entirely at his own choice: family, travel, culture, sports, associations, friends, clubs, etc ... In the limit that allows pension that is perceived. In the opinion of all those and all those for whom the welfare of a society should be the primary objective of any policy there is even a pool economic resources which are lacking in new be only poorly utilized .

is true that the profile of the workforce in many occupations where it has changed, and many new professions, can assume that, for various reasons, the individual is asked to extend his career, or even inclined to want to himself. Although data on this subject have become fluid. A certain spirit of freedom should allow, so better established, to relax existing legislation. No change in substance. The linchpin of the law must remain shy of age 60. But having to start a career late, or have missed or want to devote more time to his profession, must be taken into account. We must articulate the text around a regulation system of contributions and pensions in the idea that when we consider that a career is administratively complete any additional years should result in an increase of the pension received. In some professions, sometimes state officials, as in education, we must consider other possible extension career with the need both to be neglected transmission of knowledge. Choice and to improve pensions. The principle of this transfer of knowledge and experience is also around the subject of pensions well detestably ignored.

And it is also true that data from the arduous working conditions were changed for the better in many work situations. But here we touch the point may be the most sensitive. It always dies at work in our country. And in many other comparable In terms of social organization. People die of diseases like those caused by asbestos. In appalling conditions. It ended his career body deformed or partially destroyed. For reasons that no policy is strongly contested: almost always for reasons ... economists.

Finally we recall that retirement is also a measure of office, although not saying his name, which affects millions of people now without jobs, without prospects in return, disconnected from the system, untrained: people removed from the world of work against their will, and without a deadline possible return. Since in the spheres of large computers of divine love is the numbers, can you imagine that soon we indulged in computing that missing here as huge amounts of contributions. In cases where a substantial part of the deficit was on hand.

Retire place where we withdrew. Yes it's also a place. What form will the place where a company which has renounced its support of civilization, will have retired? What world inhabit this society, stripped from whole pieces of everything that had built, developed, designed so that each and everyone can find something to make her well-being?

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Do Need To Have Big Biceps For Armband Tattoo

Flower in


Sees urged the flower in the moonlight cold
Suddenly spitting down her throat crucial
strident sparks thrown into nothingness
The last words designed into a stinking compost.

Suddenly like a swollen belly of runts
Pressed cluster of soft sounds audible
What would have increased too much clamor fruitful
Before burying them to save them from the world.

suddenly emerged as a hiccup of a huge belly gurgle
Dropping in at the end of a tube inform
thousand small bodies in the sky propelled
Bubbles broken in the air of their seizures.

Seeing the flower bulb urged its rotten
That too deaf backgrounds believed they had taken refuge
fed on the side of a landscape at large
In a hole swamp where fear has led. That too

the rate at all ages oppressed
The scansion funeral on blood bullied
Balance of a wreck between the edges A walled
forced to parades to last.

That too cold psalms oracles bleached
Motorsports prophets sided vote
Exempt from the soul and power of the dead forced
to show remorse filthy.

Sees urged the flower off its high anxious
Spread of his faith in wrinkled liners
threadbare dresses that clothed on stage under
The comic and the tragic obscene. Spread

his faith remugles muddy
which the elegant finish of a gelatinous
board already takes first gold before it becomes misshaped
any capital hyenas.

Spread the shreds of his faith compromise
A weave in nerve tangent
rebellious currents with graceful polished artifice
A chain spewed by hydra offices.

Urged to see the flower of death itself. Kneeling
sees the flower and feel the nothingness of his pale Up
source
Rampant chaos sporadic torpor to a liturgical rings.

Kneeling sees the flower where the noose is tightening hunger
As she swallows the universe
Leaving the rage at the hands of barbed
No longer even a word we could spell.

Kneeling sees the flower and the night crying
wilt hear his sisters and their ashes at brighter
book tear, words fly, And the moon
icy indifference, shine.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Gameshark Pokemon Light Platinum

Derivatives 2: Toy of Shame!

second foray into the world of sales and marketing
biting its tail. Always
toys or harmless to the base, but so poorly designed or deliberately sabotaged by employees jokers, they are the joy and sadistic perverts of all kinds. Welcome back to the land of debility and made queen of stupidity without a name.
Our World in a nutshell.

ENTER HERE BY:
A Gang Bang with Pikachu someone tries it?
(note that it looks pretty happy the guy)


If you like monkeys, never mind ...
Another outdoor game to taste a little doubtful, and salty.


You will not believe your eyes?
So enjoy these pictures of toddlers in this slippery slide
the penile shape regardless of danger.
If an erection that is transformed into
catapult retroactive abortion.

Colon Bain.

Here at least it does not lie with the visit of Super Colon.
A giant replica of an asshole,
traveling from city to city in the U.S.
(ie among other assholes)
to show the effects of colorectal cancer .
It does not tell us if the oxygen masks are provided at the entrance.

Ask your rectum giant home

guided tour of the Super Colon

Rated "X" MAN

Before you can beat Wolverine with this punching ball, he'll have
him a little pleasure.
Ask mom, who will be happy to inflate.


After all these efforts it is time to take a little rest
this inflatable mattress.
brand " Comfort Quest," "the quest for comfort,"
tells us clearly that it will not be so easy.
After your little lungs inflated with a handsome dark male
will keep you company and you will read some stories,
that if we are to believe his eyes and wanton
will not make you sleep right away.

A well trained woman.

worry, we have not forgotten you girls.
Here's a game that should be instructive mandatory.
The cleaning cart.
You'll be dressed to make your husband happy with a house
always clean as it should. For future
women household
know that the broom is included toilets.
Note that this is a game marked "Girls only" (for girls only) A set of 4
chopper with a drum of 2 liters of beer
is available for boys.


But not girls you are not obliged to become a slave
submitted.
The toy industry gives you an alternative to the housewife.
Become a big bitch showing her ass in bars!
is so much better. Pole dancer

Watch this animated doll
and repeat the movements at home to your family dumbfounded.
You amaze your friends to celebrate Christmas in school,
contortions with your costumes and your light.
effects guaranteed!

Version Papas

For dads this version that plugs into USB
and brighten your day at the office.
Watch in action here.

Buy it here

Buffer

We know you ladies like to be more discreet
these gentlemen when you go to office.
Here is a perfect solution to always have a USB key itself
even if you forgot your purse.
The number of bits contained gigas
by this key does not change the size of the object, not dreaming.
Class is priceless.
This key-shaped stamp is available HERE .

Sell worst

Remember also to the outside, you made nice with the pants
Robert Pattinson .
waterproof version available to keep more than two hours.

Open greatest!

If you want something "long and juicy," said
as the text below, this menu is for you.
course is extra mayo.

THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

A young recruit who goes to the dark side of force.
It has already passed the oral test.

The STAR WARS saga course has generated enormous
merchandising for all these years,
with everything and anything.
Rather, the second one that worries me.

Star Whoua

Our friends bristle (not nude, animals)
also have the right to have fun playing as their favorite heroes,
with these gorgeous outfits.
A good way to get licked by Princess Leia.
Go to bed the Jedi!


For those who do not "force", they will have to settle
to grow their grass the old with the fertilizer.
excluding Darth Vader.

The Grill L'Etoile Noire.

A concept that was sadly abandoned and never built,
like many others besides, have not had the
downstream of George Lucas.
You will find some other site on designer, as
pouf Jabba the Hutt or Princess Leia headphones .

SHAVE redheads!

is not like too much red in Japan. To prove this
doll-hairs on the developed
that can shave.
What is good is that the hair does not grow back,
like that they sell more dolls.

[Caution: these two fake toys, dolls above,
and Camp Lego below, are works of art created by
Zbigniew Libera, a Polish artist
and are visible on the site Raster .
They are in no way marketed]


Lego Concentration Camp

If it seems inconceivable that we can play
with the death of hundreds or thousands of people,
as seen in these works of art,
there are several similar yet in reality
operators do not arise so many questions.

What's more fun than a disaster
which cost the lives of 1500 people.
Long live Baby Titanic.

Join the wonderful world of Nemo.
Inspire and ... Sink!

Another version, because if you want a great idea,
we do not let go.


Staying in the depths of the ocean:
The Jaws : The Game

actually a game that existed before the film's release, but were adapted
packaging and the name
to surf the success of this one.

It is still strange to make a play for children,
shot a film at its release was rated PG (not recommended)
with an additional warning.
Another version of the same game

In 2006, a video game from the movie, called
JAWS Unleashed is out ,
allowing you to play as the shark
and eating A LOT of tourists.
Available on PS2, X Box and PC.

even more bizarre in the case of the monster in ALIEN .

The film was rated "R" Restricted.
That is prohibited under 17 unaccompanied
while advertising the toy is clearly aimed at children.


We often wonder if the superhero
sweat under their combinations.
Especially in the case of IRON MAN ,
it bluntly armor.
Well yes, there is evidence.

Fortunately Diesel has remedied all this,
with this eau de toilette, only reserved for the "Braves." In good cons
surely seen the price of the bottle: $ 67.50
Site DIESEL IRON MAN
Only the Brave


This one does not exist, but they dream.


This one by cons existed,
but one wonders why?

Enough to spend your hard-earned money connement.
If you have some, send me
or wait for the next article:
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