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Derivatives 2: Toy of Shame!

second foray into the world of sales and marketing
biting its tail. Always
toys or harmless to the base, but so poorly designed or deliberately sabotaged by employees jokers, they are the joy and sadistic perverts of all kinds. Welcome back to the land of debility and made queen of stupidity without a name.
Our World in a nutshell.

ENTER HERE BY:

A Gang Bang with Pikachu someone tries it?
(note that it looks pretty happy the guy)


If you like monkeys, never mind ...
Another outdoor game to taste a little doubtful, and salty.


You will not believe your eyes?
So enjoy these pictures of toddlers in this slippery slide
the penile shape regardless of danger.
If an erection that is transformed into
catapult retroactive abortion.

Colon Bain.

Here at least it does not lie with the visit of Super Colon.
A giant replica of an asshole,
traveling from city to city in the U.S.
(ie among other assholes)
to show the effects of colorectal cancer .
It does not tell us if the oxygen masks are provided at the entrance.

Ask your rectum giant home

guided tour of the Super Colon

Rated "X" MAN

Before you can beat Wolverine with this punching ball, he'll have
him a little pleasure.
Ask mom, who will be happy to inflate.


After all these efforts it is time to take a little rest
this inflatable mattress.
brand " Comfort Quest," "the quest for comfort,"
tells us clearly that it will not be so easy.
After your little lungs inflated with a handsome dark male
will keep you company and you will read some stories,
that if we are to believe his eyes and wanton
will not make you sleep right away.

A well trained woman.

worry, we have not forgotten you girls.
Here's a game that should be instructive mandatory.
The cleaning cart.
You'll be dressed to make your husband happy with a house
always clean as it should. For future
women household
know that the broom is included toilets.
Note that this is a game marked "Girls only" (for girls only) A set of 4
chopper with a drum of 2 liters of beer
is available for boys.


But not girls you are not obliged to become a slave
submitted.
The toy industry gives you an alternative to the housewife.
Become a big bitch showing her ass in bars!
is so much better. Pole dancer

Watch this animated doll
and repeat the movements at home to your family dumbfounded.
You amaze your friends to celebrate Christmas in school,
contortions with your costumes and your light.
effects guaranteed!

Version Papas

For dads this version that plugs into USB
and brighten your day at the office.
Watch in action here.

Buy it here

Buffer

We know you ladies like to be more discreet
these gentlemen when you go to office.
Here is a perfect solution to always have a USB key itself
even if you forgot your purse.
The number of bits contained gigas
by this key does not change the size of the object, not dreaming.
Class is priceless.
This key-shaped stamp is available HERE .

Sell worst

Remember also to the outside, you made nice with the pants
Robert Pattinson .
waterproof version available to keep more than two hours.

Open greatest!

If you want something "long and juicy," said
as the text below, this menu is for you.
course is extra mayo.

THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

A young recruit who goes to the dark side of force.
It has already passed the oral test.

The STAR WARS saga course has generated enormous
merchandising for all these years,
with everything and anything.
Rather, the second one that worries me.

Star Whoua

Our friends bristle (not nude, animals)
also have the right to have fun playing as their favorite heroes,
with these gorgeous outfits.
A good way to get licked by Princess Leia.
Go to bed the Jedi!


For those who do not "force", they will have to settle
to grow their grass the old with the fertilizer.
excluding Darth Vader.

The Grill L'Etoile Noire.

A concept that was sadly abandoned and never built,
like many others besides, have not had the
downstream of George Lucas.
You will find some other site on designer, as
pouf Jabba the Hutt or Princess Leia headphones .

SHAVE redheads!

is not like too much red in Japan. To prove this
doll-hairs on the developed
that can shave.
What is good is that the hair does not grow back,
like that they sell more dolls.

[Caution: these two fake toys, dolls above,
and Camp Lego below, are works of art created by
Zbigniew Libera, a Polish artist
and are visible on the site Raster .
They are in no way marketed]

Lego Concentration Camp

If it seems inconceivable that we can play
with the death of hundreds or thousands of people,
as seen in these works of art,
there are several similar yet in reality
operators do not arise so many questions.

What's more fun than a disaster
which cost the lives of 1500 people.
Long live Baby Titanic.

Join the wonderful world of Nemo.
Inspire and ... Sink!

Another version, because if you want a great idea,
we do not let go.


Staying in the depths of the ocean:
The Jaws : The Game

actually a game that existed before the film's release, but were adapted
packaging and the name
to surf the success of this one.

It is still strange to make a play for children,
shot a film at its release was rated PG (not recommended)
with an additional warning.
Another version of the same game

In 2006, a video game from the movie, called
JAWS Unleashed is out ,
allowing you to play as the shark
and eating A LOT of tourists.
Available on PS2, X Box and PC.

even more bizarre in the case of the monster in ALIEN .

The film was rated "R" Restricted.
That is prohibited under 17 unaccompanied
while advertising the toy is clearly aimed at children.


We often wonder if the superhero
sweat under their combinations.
Especially in the case of IRON MAN ,
it bluntly armor.
Well yes, there is evidence.

Fortunately Diesel has remedied all this,
with this eau de toilette, only reserved for the "Braves." In good cons
surely seen the price of the bottle: $ 67.50
Site DIESEL IRON MAN
Only the Brave

This one does not exist, but they dream.


This one by cons existed,
but one wonders why?

Enough to spend your hard-earned money connement.
If you have some, send me
or wait for the next article:
Derivatives 3

Air India Express Visa On Arrival

Black or white, that is the question ...


I attended this morning a disaster television as I feel the need to blogger. An understanding of the subject requires that I ask some basics about the "culture" Japanese as I sees it in my new daily reality.

1) First assumption: the television, which are regarded in Japan (my roommate literally passes all his free time to rest when at home), is a real shame. Apart from the principle of dramas that I like, anytime and on any channels you fall on weak amount of emissions on the model talk show, people more or less famous talking about anything and especially anything The tone from the film for good housewife (like "the program is" void of the morning on France 2) to very heavy vulgarity a sudden loud bursts of laughter as natural as noisy. In short, just happiness. I have fallen once or twice, not more, on a show that seemed worthy of interest, documentary style, and yet I did not quite able to analyze because said roommate has changed its direct channel (mmmh, foreign country, war or something like that, boo, not interesting !)...

2) For those who do not know, unlike Europe and elsewhere in many parts of the world, the Japanese value the skin, very white, then at least for girls (as everywhere, standards of beauty are much more for the ladies only these gentlemen). Here, no complex just wandering in mini-shorts with my nonexistent tan of June: I have class. You get used to seeing so many pairs of legs Blanquine at all is that foreign tanned become almost shocking.

3) (note that this is slightly off-topic) The women's fashion at Japan is a fiasco, so much so that I do not think I can describe it, a pile of makeup, accessories, clothing frou frou-giving evil eye and heart. An emblematic element that could perhaps give an idea of the seriousness of the situation: here there is a clothing brand BARBIE ADULT. Okay, end of introduction.

this morning so I take my breakfast with Chieko, before a show at the con that it had previously chosen. Theme of "insert" of this brilliant talk show: the color of the skin. Voiceover: "Today in the trendy districts in Tokyo, we meet also very tanned girls. Black or white, what is the best?" Hmm, it promises. To answer this very relevant and philosophical issue, are chosen two pairs of statues meant to represent both sides of the scale. Four horrible paint cans legged, dressed in a way that we doubt that we can really live in such conditions, false eyelashes and fake hair colors, which do not differ much in fact that the color of their skin.

Step 1: vox pop: we ask young men in the street their preference, should the lucky stick a sticker in the "white" or "UV cramées. With each decision, chuckling satisfaction epic semi-human in the background. Result: White win (no surprise).

Step 2 (and this is where it gets sad): the four are trying (I surrender I realize that lack of appropriate vocabulary to name them), always in pairs, are in a primary school, girls do before a speech to defend their choice of color ... that's where their intellectual abilities are revealed.
Blanchette: "It's more cute, white skin, with western clothes, much nicer for example (she said, pinching between two fingers, for example, a patterned dress style Little House on the Prairie "in much, much shorter of course), and then the boys in the street bin they said they preferred (chuckle, chuckle)".
Cramet: "Uh, it's cool to be tanned ... then y 'boys who nevertheless said they like, uh that's it."
result after such a performance difference, and with all the force of ancestral tradition for them, win blanket. The girls interviewed appear to have been convinced by the "I feel better with Barbie clothes," even if one has bored through the summer with umbrellas and layers of cream tacky index 50.

We therefore reflects the same time there is a slight concern in the education system in Japan. This may be an upcoming episode.

Chaos Black Gameshark

Hordelou (The elusive unknown> extract)

Do not useless. No longer be useful to anything. Think that what I hear but I am not intended merely passes through me to reach my suspicion that my hope and sometimes imagines beyond the lofty depths desert me. Have nothing to do with me. And what that still think that.
The decal features a shaded path to that multiplies bristling over the network calls or calls or conversations that stifles the distance, slamming the door in the streets, shouting confused in puddles of entertainment, engines whose back the rumble emerges here and there under the thin layer of a naked serenity, warm and silent. Indifferent. Expressionless. The shrieks of birds
surly make a few splashes. Of hollering, a few tasks. One brave
boredom, weariness, irritations, while trailing in the shadows of languid appetite, thirst and stubbornness.
Some, drawing on the graphics which fragments of charcoal on his feathery, seek another course. On the other son like this, residues of coal, perhaps are. Effortlessly. Without a gesture. Without a word. As a little carried away for dead.
Heart is more to me, my theater coarse laughter. No longer mine. Stacks of crates, boxes and furniture. Gardens and departure times. Quartz luminescent straight to the boxes.
Sealed in the stone against which vomits mouth perpetually angry flow thick and sovereign, a ring of iron corroded and most of all, since all the early sign of loneliness and abandonment of what lies ahead and do we never saw it coming. Barely noticed. Under the ragged robes of some late night.
Or if we can and it sees us, we have already ceased.
At the forefront of all, others have told the world, your mirror turned against your naked picture, toward the future liquefied entering its surface, discolored eyes of a thousand years ago, one hundred miles an hour, the second swarm dies and laborious. Stateless souls.
One moment you think suddenly stopped. Already caught. A sudden stop at sunset when transparent. And what eternity of you who continues infinitely and indifferently fired primitive fury.
The foliage of black stone and roofs have a slope on the other over you. Gaping mouths, heads thrown back, empty sound, jaws drooping in skin picking all the evils that the air transport, sewer down which agencies conduct their work activities stink. You understand the modesty
deadly they can not take his own no part even dead. Dead gorgeous clothes to the shrines. Reigns with digging steel stretched extended again in all innocence of elongated boxes online in parks where the land turns digestive graces defeats or aborted. We do not assassinate
enough do you.
A crazy laugh deflected into the groove between the edges of the sky like a gaffe trolleybuses. Nothing other grain spiky legs taken, each in its Canvas sticky, entangled in his son grief. For rope copper, electronic frequencies. An intestinal worm that made its war on the pavement. You understand
weapons hated and hate the fighting ever attempted in vain.
The destinies or their liners that lay shapeless pearl which is disfiguring all views thrown into illusions.
Patience sometimes pitiful which does not may be picked.
You understand the fleeting. You interviewed the empty room. A nothing arising from a wild moment of time. From a hiccup. On crack. In a miscalculation. The seed of a flower of forgetfulness. Gout a water blank. A tear cleared of all cry.
the side opposite of a certain day you consider even the possibility of falling back into the haggard remains of a story that would have cleared. A double killer. Delicate choker. Goldsmith flayer. Meticulous cutter. Spirit surgeon. Sweet work sewing needles researchers. Back
blinded. Reclaiming the course. Reinvest the form. Leave a straight line from simple pencil out of the clutter damask. Thin line that works in close stride. Watermark of a path that asks for nothing. The elusive
unknown.